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September 27, 2005
Soup
As I was eating a bowl of Chili today in the Writing Center, I added a number of crushed saltine crackers to the mix. As I poked it with my spoon, I realized that I had effectively transformed my Chili from a soup to a paste. And, as I contemplated that most miraculous of chemical (or physical? Who knows?) reactions, I felt a glowing sense of superiority over that cup of formerly liquid soup. I'm pretty sure there's a life lesson in there somewhere...but I really have no idea what it is. That, or I know that on some level, the realization within that experience would depress me to the point of drowning myself in the ice cream bucket that just won't stay frozen in my mini-fridge.
The food service of Rolla has failed the athletes of the college. Since most of us live in the Quadrangle complex, thus being closest to Rayl, we traditionally eat there in packs. But this year, the People In Charge of Giving Students Financial Deep Dicking (PICOGSFDD's for short) have deemed us unworthy of nutrition. Sadly, however, they continue to give proper food service to the already overweight population of the TJ dorms at the other end of campus, thus heightening the already strong probability that some day soon, the building will simply collapse in on itself and kill the people who play Dance Dance Revolution in the lounge area (which, by the way, should be a Sin, since there is a perfectly functioning foosball table about 10 feet from where they pretend to be social). At any rate, they serve us no buffet style breakfast anymore, resulting in a near catastrophic weight loss on the parts of many athletes (which further unbalances the campus, since the hefty folk reside on the other end).
In other news, we had "steak" tonight...which is what they call chicken that has been charred beyond all hope of any flavor save that provided by "A1 Charred Chicken Sauce."
Posted by larry at September 27, 2005 08:43 PM
Comments
Hi Dennis's brother
Posted by: Dana at October 3, 2005 04:57 PM
I haven't gotten anything done recently. I've just been hanging out doing nothing. I haven't been up to anything these days, but it's not important. Today was a total loss.
Posted by: Sten97756 at January 7, 2007 08:38 PM
Not much on my mind lately. My life's been completely boring these days. I've just been hanging out not getting anything done. So it goes.
Posted by: Sten36027 at January 10, 2007 04:41 AM
I haven't been up to anything recently, but so it goes. Such is life. What can I say? Pretty much not much exciting going on to speak of. I haven't gotten much done lately, but I don't care.
Posted by: Sten81916 at January 10, 2007 10:54 PM
Not much on my mind. I don't care. I've just been letting everything happen without me , but shrug. Whatever. I feel like a void.
Posted by: Sten64262 at January 13, 2007 07:22 AM
I haven't been up to anything recently, but so it goes. Such is life. What can I say? Pretty much not much exciting going on to speak of. I haven't gotten much done lately, but I don't care.
Posted by: Sten47387 at January 15, 2007 10:37 PM
I just don't have anything to say right now. I haven't been up to anything recently, but it's not important. I've just been sitting around waiting for something to happen, but shrug.
Posted by: Sten74379 at January 23, 2007 06:49 AM
I haven't been up to much today. I've just been letting everything happen without me. Basically nothing seems worth bothering with. I've just been hanging out doing nothing. I just don't have anything to say right now. More or less nothing happening.
Posted by: Sten27714 at January 26, 2007 08:34 PM
My life's been pretty dull recently. Shrug. My mind is like a void. I haven't gotten anything done lately. I can't be bothered with anything recently.
Posted by: Sten75962 at January 27, 2007 09:36 PM
Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I haven't been up to much these days. I just don't have much to say right now. I can't be bothered with anything , but whatever.
Posted by: Sten87239 at January 29, 2007 03:02 AM